winosaur:

instant-oatmeal:

dandy-kong:

Guess we’re all gunna have to be horny on LinkedIn now.

• Great at multitasking
• Proficient in PowerPoint
• Show me that diiiiick
• A real team player

Originally posted by averagemastermind

blackheartick:

So I had noticed a few days ago that @woodendreams, a blog that I don’t follow but shows up on my dash from time to time, has suddenly started posted pictures of women, but you know what’s odd? 

They are a nature blog.

I believe that they have been possibly hacked by a porn bot, since the names under the pictures link to a porn site.

Please, do NOT reblog or favorite any of the pictures of the women that have been/are posted to their blog, and please check any of the blogs you follow or show up on your dash that have just a picture of a woman with their named linked under the image.

If you see that they suddenly have an influx of these types of pictures PLEASE notify them of what’s happening!

With everything that the staff have fucked up on the site, I’m worried that an innocent blog might get flagged, or censored, or even suspended/deleted/banned because of this.

Please, signal boost this as much as you can to spread the word; I have no idea how badly this could get, but this may be the start of a HUGE problem.

foreverxunstable:

my friend: hey u ok

 me, in a depressive episode:

them: hello

 me, 8 days later: ahsjksk my bad yeah im fine!!! how are YOU tho??!!

rn my dashboard is swarming with posts like these so i’ll make my own:

if my tumblr account is next on staff’s hit list (i have a Horny Side Blog so i guess that puts me at risk?), my twitter handle is @t_w_w_o_a and my discord is thewonderfulwizardofass#6287

fashion-runways:

VERSACE The Mozart mini-dress and boots are crafted out of the finest quality leather and enriched with Baroque leaf elements. #AtelierVersace

stupidcommentdepository:

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

cameoappearance:

mairzydotes:

i don’t think people understand that people can ‘love’ you and not actually love you

like my grandmother ‘loved’ me, but she also was always trying to change me.  she tried to take me away from my (catholic bisexual) mother.  she made me wear dresses when i was there.  she always tried to get me to go to church and was always asking me if i was dating a boy yet

i spent years feeling guilty that i wasn’t what she wanted me to be until my mom told me one day “she never bothered to know the real you”

and it’s true.  any time i tried to show her something about myself, even cook for her, it would be dismissed, and a replacement would be offered.  even northern food was somehow a sin.  

she loved me what she thought i should be, she never loved me.  

bc people who love you, they love you for all the stuff that makes you you.  they never consider that it makes you inconvenient.

“It was true: the other mother loved her. But she loved Coraline as a miser loves money, or a dragon loves its gold.“

Loving someone like a prized possession is a very different thing from loving someone like a person you care about.

sadunit:

alwayslively05:

cacti-senpai:

harveychan:

sleepy on main

absolutely fatigued on main

Fucking exhausted on main

dead on main

theivorytowercrumbles:

My family back in Indiana is going through an incredibly rough time right now, and I could really use some help getting them through the next month.

I’m kind of at the end of my rope here, and my mom is in a position where she might be forced to work 7 days a week if things get any worse–all while she’s recovering from a significant injury.

Any donations or boosting is appreciated from the bottom of my heart. Thank you so much.